The Misery Index

We ring in another year with the always exuberant Flossy Dicky, we show why Internet revenge can backfire, and for the first time ever we challenge our panels to define true misery just by using their ears.

On a Gregarious Grandfather edition of The Misery Index, find out what happens when your horse is a little too friendly, an unknowing stripper crashes your Bat Mitzvah, and why you really don't want to get in THAT water.

See why the bond between a Man and his car is the most romantic of all, why Murr hasn't quite got the hang of married life and how motor-boating your fiancé can sink a relationship. Two exes show why there is something more valuable than love, and it's $30,000.

AWE Superstar Jon Moxley drops in to share tales of his sociopath bulldog. Two contestants, Island Impressionist Rio takes on Smear Campaign Survivor Lamarr, battle to be masters of misery and march away with over $30,000.

"Fall down funny" edition; why going viral isn't worth it; why old times weren't necessarily the best times; think before you flash.

A monkey steals a baby; a woman gets her ultimate dream granted; how it's possible to lose the race before it even starts.

Moped riding is an extreme sport; manscaping takes bravery; how littering can be deadly; brave kisser Corin takes on reluctant massage recipient Allen.

The World's most impatient dog; the importance of keeping two hands on the wheel; Q Shares a day and night to remember; Sam and Nicole share their pain and battle for $30,000.

Super Bowl Champion Travis Kelce drops in to explain the worst job interview of all time. Two contestants - soccer casualty Sydney vs. superfan Abby - battle to be masters of misery and raise the trophy of our grand prize of over $30,000.

On a "Flat Out Dangerous" edition of The Misery Index, see Sal take on the dirtiest job, hell hath no fury like a wife's revenge and how wood chippers are for wood...not people.

Find out how Florida bites back, how creepy cramps can crush your day, and when it comes to marriage proposals, always double check your family tree. Contestants battle it out to be the Master of Misery for the grand prize of $30,000.

Joel McHale drops in to reveal when things really blew up, experience the sounds of sex with Jameela, and watch what happens when a kite kidnaps your kid. Our two contestants go head-to-head for the grand prize of $30,000.

Catch clashing coworkers on camera, find out why nuns hate balls, and see why snapping selfies next to train tracks can lead to a giant headache. Haunted Contestant Lindsey takes on Fire Stick Nick for the chance to walk away with $30,000.

Witness how terrifying it can be to be stalked by a cougar, how a gardening fail can make your front yard the most popular on the block and why you should never, ever let Murr unpack your bags.

Let's get together to celebrate all things Miserable. Discover the dangers of sleeping outside, how head-butting your buddy mid-air can be hazardous to their health, and you won't believe what one man has sewn onto his arm.

Find out where you're most likely to find a severed head, how Joe's Wi-Fi password might get him in trouble, and see how skipping sunscreen at the beach can land you in a back bra.

Witness a terrifying tumble down a mountain, check out the worst ambulance ride in the world, and you'll never believe what one unlucky dude got stuck in his head. Our two contestants battle it out for the grand prize of $30,000.

Check out what one grandma does with her tongue for money, meet a carpenter who can count to twenty-eight, and learn why you should never, ever invite the Tenderloins to a baseball game.

Discover the devastating downside of detox drinks and see why bathroom stall doors should have a deadbolt and how Q can make an enemy of an entire town. Let's Get Miserable as our two contestants square off for a chance at the grand prize.

You'll never believe what happens after one man barfs up a tumor, discover the damage an angry dolphin can do to your family, and you know it's been a rough night when you wake up in a body bag.