How To Be A Gentleman

When etiquette columnist Andrew Carlson is told he must adapt to the new, sexier style of his magazine, he hires his old high school bully Bert Lansing to help him become a modern man.

Stars: David Hornsby, Kevin Dillon, Dave Foley
Director(s): Pamela Fryman
Writer(s): David Hornsby

Bert tries to teach Andrew how to have a meaningless fling, but Andrew struggles with not getting attached. Meanwhile, Mike and Janet seek help from Diane to prepare them for Mike's green card interview.

Stars: Kevin Dillon, David Hornsby, Dave Foley
Director(s): Pamela Fryman
Writer(s): David Hornsby, Charlie Hornsby

Bert talks Andrew into attending his ex-fiancee's wedding for closure, but when he discovers his ex met her husband while she and Andrew were still together, Andrew must decide how to confront her.

Stars: Kevin Dillon, David Hornsby, Dave Foley
Director(s): Fred Savage
Writer(s): David Hornsby, Jeff Astrof, Charlie Hornsby

Andrew and Bert each have their own relationship with the same woman, but Andrew starts to feel short-changed that she spends every night in Bert's room.

Stars: David Hornsby, Kevin Dillon, Dave Foley
Director(s): Fred Savage
Writer(s): David Hornsby, Jeff Astrof, Charlie Hornsby

When Bert sends out angry emails that Andrew drafted but never sent, Andrew scrambles to make things right with the recipients. Meanwhile, Andrew turns the tables on Bert and forces him to stop filing away his emotions when his judgmental father shows up.

Stars: David Hornsby, Kevin Dillon, Dave Foley
Director(s): Alex Hardcastle
Writer(s): David Hornsby, Michael Borkow

When Andrew refuses to make a move on his attractive new assistant, Bert teaches him a lesson by going out with her.

Stars: David Hornsby, Kevin Dillon, Dave Foley
Director(s): Alex Hardcastle
Writer(s): Michael Lisbe, David Hornsby, Nate Reger

When Andrew is left picking up Jerry's slack at work, he asks Bert to come on board to serve as his new life coach, but quickly realizes he might have made a serious mistake.

Stars: David Hornsby, Kevin Dillon, Dave Foley
Director(s): Gary Halvorson
Writer(s): David Hornsby, Jeff Astrof

When Andrew skips Thanksgiving dinner with his family to rekindle a relationship with his ex-fiancÄ-e, Bert reminds him of his newfound "manhood" by showing him the error of his ways.

Stars: Kevin Dillon, David Hornsby, Dave Foley
Director(s): Tristram Shapeero
Writer(s): David Hornsby, Justin Halpern, Patrick Schumacker

When Andrew is given the opportunity to ask out a model, he is forced to realize that even a gentleman can be shallow about some things. Meanwhile, Bert discovers that events from his past may be the reason for his commitment issues.

Stars: David Hornsby, Kevin Dillon, Dave Foley
Director(s): Gary Halvorson
Writer(s): David Hornsby, Robin Shorr