Drawn Together

Captain Hero starts his own fraternity to compete with the Greek family next door, while Ling-Ling's father falls for Toot.

Stars: Adam Carolla, Jess Harnell, Abbey McBride
Director(s): Ray Claffey, Peter Avanzino
Writer(s): Dave Jeser, Matthew Silverstein, Jordan Young

A Terminator tries to stop Wooldoor's new children's show from turning the world gay. Toot pursues the mythical Wienermobile.

Stars: Adam Carolla, Jess Harnell, Abbey McBride
Director(s): Dwayne Carey-Hill, Peter Avanzino
Writer(s): Dave Jeser, Matthew Silverstein, Jordan Young

Foxxy competes in spelling bees. Captain Hero discovers Clara has a sexual fetish for car crashes.

Stars: Adam Carolla, Jess Harnell, Abbey McBride
Director(s): Frank Marino, Peter Avanzino
Writer(s): Dave Jeser, Matthew Silverstein, Jordan Young

Captain Hero's "special" son, mothered by his sister, attacks the city. For the attention, Clara makes Wooldoor's life a living hell.

Stars: Adam Carolla, Jess Harnell, Abbey McBride
Director(s): Kyoung Hee Lim, Peter Avanzino
Writer(s): Dave Jeser, Matthew Silverstein, Jordan Young

The house-mates return home to find they've been burglarized. Hero panics and decides to buy a gun, which escalates to an assault rifle once he discovers how much he enjoys shooting animals. When Bambi confronts him, carrying the bullet-riddled corpse of his mother, Hero has a change of heart and decides to rid the world of high-power weapons. Foxxy, meanwhile, is investigating the burglary, leading her to discover her grandson Ray-Ray living upstairs with all his stolen goods. To protect him from the police, Foxxy secretly hides him in the walls of the house, from ...

Stars: Adam Carolla, Jess Harnell, Abbey McBride
Director(s): Stephen Sandoval, Peter Avanzino
Writer(s): Dave Jeser, Matthew Silverstein, Jordan Young

Toot and Ling-Ling go to Mexico as newlyweds, but end up having to cockfight to avoid going to jail. In their absence, the rest of the house-mates split up into cliques.

Stars: Adam Carolla, Jess Harnell, Abbey McBride
Director(s): Dwayne Carey-Hill, Peter Avanzino
Writer(s): Dave Jeser, Matthew Silverstein, Jordan Young

The house-mates go to the mall, but end up trapped in their van. Clara, meanwhile, is left alone at the house with a delivery guy she thinks is Satan.

Stars: Adam Carolla, Will Forte, Jess Harnell
Director(s): Peter Avanzino
Writer(s): Dave Jeser, Matthew Silverstein, Jordan Young

Second half of "Lost in Parking Space, Part One." Toot drinks saltwater and goes insane, prompting the others to kill and eat Ling-Ling. Foxxy is kidnapped by the manager at Hot Topic, who reveals the truth behind the store's success. And a sinful Clara shows up to torture Foxxy. Meanwhile, Xandir befriends two homeless men and learns an important lesson about leadership.

Stars: Adam Carolla, Jess Harnell, Abbey McBride
Director(s): Ray Claffey
Writer(s): Dave Jeser, Matthew Silverstein, Jordan Young

Spanky Ham has a one night stand with Charlotte the Spider, who thinks he's "Some Pig," and the relationship quickly turns into a fatal attraction. Meanwhile, Captain Hero comes face to face with his arch nemesis, and forges an unlikely bond. We also learn the origin of Ling Ling's violent tendencies - he never truly wanted to be a fighter, oh no, all he wanted to do was dance.

Stars: Adam Carolla, Jess Harnell, Abbey McBride
Director(s): Ray Claffey, Peter Avanzino
Writer(s): Dave Jeser, Matthew Silverstein, Jordan Young

Wooldoor becomes the cereal mascot of Quackers cereal after the original mascot is mysteriously murdered. Wooldoor parties it up Hollywood-style with his new cereal friends, and soon finds himself addicted to Crunchberries. Toot discovers that the cereal industry is evil and tries to bring it down before they lose Wooldoor forever.

Stars: Adam Carolla, Jess Harnell, Abbey McBride
Director(s): Peter Avanzino
Writer(s): Dave Jeser, Matthew Silverstein, Jordan Young

In this parody of the series "Muppet Babies", the Drawn Together Babies have a grand adventure: hiding the body of the babysitter they accidentally killed while at the same time trying to convince her boyfriend that she is still a...

Stars: Adam Carolla, Jess Harnell, Abbey McBride
Director(s): Frank Marino, Peter Avanzino
Writer(s): Dave Jeser, Matthew Silverstein, Jordan Young

After Ling-Ling's 21st birthday, he is put into foster care for being only 3 "calendar" years old. Meanwhile, a shocking experience with a homemade nipple ring causes Captain Hero to be able to talk with a 12 year old "loser" in t...

Stars: Adam Carolla, Jess Harnell, Abbey McBride
Director(s): Stephen Sandoval, Peter Avanzino
Writer(s): Dave Jeser, Matthew Silverstein, Jordan Young

Toot and Foxxy make a bet concerning sex: Toot going to start having it and Foxxy stopping, which leads to Toot being worshiped by millions, and Foxxy confronting those who made her what she is today: Phat Allan and his Junkyard Pals.

Stars: Adam Carolla, Jess Harnell, Abbey McBride
Director(s): Dwayne Carey-Hill, Peter Avanzino
Writer(s): Dave Jeser, Matthew Silverstein, Jordan Young

Is it American Idol? Is it Survivor? No, it's both, as the house mates battle it out through the gift of song to determine who stays and who gets evicted.

Stars: Adam Carolla, Jess Harnell, Abbey McBride
Director(s): Frank Marino, Peter Avanzino
Writer(s): Dave Jeser, Matthew Silverstein, Jordan Young