Al, Peggy, and Bud are part of a shopping mall softball team playing other mall teams. After losing a few too many games, Al demands that Peggy improve her softball skills or she is off his team. Meanwhile, Kelly's new boyfriend, Brian, asks her to prove her love to him by getting a tattoo.
Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison
Director(s): Linda Day
Writer(s): Ralph Farquhar, Ron Leavitt, Michael G. Moye